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are an us law mick homophobe. >> well, that may be the great e thing -- the great e -- the greatest thing written about anything. let's roll a clip from reverend jones at the press conference on thursday where he said he would stop the burning. >> the american people do not want the mosque there. and of course muslims do not want us to burn the quran. the imam has agreed to move the mosque. we have agreed to cancel our event on saturday. and on saturday i will be flying up there to meet with him. >> i love this. he is a sexy man, i will give him that. since then jones changed the word "stop" to suspend. he claims he was lied to by the imams behind the mosque. but for all we know he could have been jerking our chains all along. and maybe it was the rusty cater pillar. he calls him crawl face, but ladies call him the flavor saver. lauren, what do you make of this guy? are we spending too much attention on him? >> absolutely. and the guy that burned the quran in 2008, he is all in a tizzy that he didn't get any of the press coverage. he didn't get any death threats, i don't think. >> it is l
people believe the u.s. government was behind the attack on 9/11. we weren't, right? president obama responded calling the crack pote comments hateful and inexcusable, and then adding his beard is ugly and he smells like fish. so on friday the harry hump defended his logic in an interview. >> you punished americans well, but you insulted millions and millions of american biz claiming the u.s. government had a hand in 9/11. scwiet frank -- quite frankly, sir, how can you say such a nuty thing? >> would you address your own president the same way? would they ever allow you to? >> in terms of that remark, sir -- in terms of those remarks -- >> you probably didn't read the full remark. >> what evidence do you have that the u.s. government is responsible for 9/11. >> you are not even allowing me to respond. >> go ahead. >> and you insult me as well. >> do you believe the government had a hand in 9/11? >> i did not say -- give an opinion of my own. i actually suggested a fact-finding group and mission be formed to delve into the truth. >> it was amazing. after that happened eric sean lept
out who whoa have to bomb. and it is time to prepare for the new world order and threatens the u.s. with a war without boundaries. we will alternate between laughing and crying. and jimmy carter says he is the bestest ex-president ever, and i mean it. does anybody want a peanut? greg? >> thank you, andy. >> from thy presence i part so. >> never mock. >> i apologize for nothing. >> why should you? you are a gorgeous man. go away. >> there she is. it is like she has been gone for decades or something. >> she is a host on meet the boss tv. she is so stunning they are called gilliguns. and a first time guest, ron long. he was a producer for "cheers" and he recently launched the winter olympics ricochet .com. if comedic genius was push ups, i would do him one handed. and my repulsive sidekick, bill shultz. and sitting next to me, john bolton, former am bes der to the united -- ambassador to the united nations. he knows diplomats like i know hairless cats. and he fabricates stories and lives off past glories. good to see you, pinch. >> check out today's science section. we interview a re
here, when warned by advisors of another terror threat on u.s. soil, our president said that our country could absorb the attack. this is what he said in an interview with the author, quote, we could absorb a terrorist attack. we will do everything we can to prevent it, even on 9/11, the biggest attack ever, we absorbed it, and we are stronger. hmm. i don't want to make a huge deal out of this. instead i will pretend to make a huge deal out of this. frankly i have concerns about a president who sees our country as a sheet of bounty that can sopa up mass casualties like a sloppy joe. the attack could result in thousands of dead folks which is why it is creepy using the word saab -- absorb twice. i think obama meant it as a compliment, that we are a strong country that can ham anything. but absorb? you can't say that crap. it is cold and clinical and makes mr. spok sound like smilely. and when bernard schaub asked if his wife was murdered or raped, would he favor the death penalty for the killer? due caucus -- dukakis says no. which is why no one also remembers anything from the de
-- >> potential racial profiling. it is labeling us with other countries that have committed genocide. that engage in human trafficking, child slavery. you are going to liken the two and say -- >> they don't go that far. >> that's where included. >> here's why it doesn't make sense to put it in a report. litigation is ongoing. both parties should not be talking about this at all. ly, the feds brought this lawsuit based on federal rights not human rights. now they are insinuating it is a human rights issue. >> bill: i have the federal government going to the u.n. saying we our problems in the human right area, look at arizona. there aren't any human rights violations on the record. >> the law never passed. >> bill: no, that's wrong. there are some parts of the law in effect. >> okay that's right. >> bill: say this again. >> i was correcting myself as the words were coming out. >> she is right it hasn't been deemed illegal. >> bill: everybody heard it. jonesboro, arkansas. you got a wise guy who is watching in an arrest, i this it is a low level pot arrest by some officers. he starts to scream at th
. what do you have for us today, boys? >> he told him to do that on the accordion, but it didn't end there. >> it is just annoying. it is like there is one more thing, it is another teenager, another ?ot-nosed teenager. don't let him in. >> congressman, there has to be something more to this than him calling president obama a name, right? what is going on here? >> well, i don't have firsthand knowledge of it, but clearly there had to be some type of implied threat of some kind of insulting language for this action to be taken. unlike jim and those people upset of the wharf 1812, we don't want to be appearing with the british at this point. >> i love the brits. i was just joking. do you ever get threatening e-mails? >> yes, many from people other than you. >> yes, i send four or five a day, some with photographs. >> i am lazy so i just send you what greg sent. i reiterate what he said. >> tamara, do you ever send regrettable texts to people? >> i do a lot of regrettable things when i have had too much to drink. i like this kid's excuse. well, he is 17? i have used that excuse a lot wh
play by the rules like this guy. >> that is creepy. >> it is not creepy. he is not using weights. in these times of recession, he is using a resistance band. >> i am against it. >> should they go back to man bunny -- look. >> either love man bunny country or leave man bunny country. >> that was a russian woman speed skater from the 60s. >> he's going to come over here and reproduce like rabbits, and they will take our man buddy jobs. glad to have you back. it has been awhile. i am guessing you are a big fan of the dream act. >> well, it is not going to happen. it should be called the wet dream act. can i say that? >> yeah. >> he says boys and girls who come to our country -- who come to our country like they landed at j.f.k. and went to immigration and stopped at the boys and girls scouts of america and registered there. no, they climbed over or under a dirty fence. they are not boys and girls. but this is political correctness which changes people's behavior through language. this is what this puts harry reid and obama, what they are all b. it is anti-military which is [bleep].
life as changed in the last 40 days, that that will come up next week, e-mail us tonight. from new york, good night america. >>> welcome to "red eye." it is like "can't stop the music" if by music you mean odor. let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. what's coming up on tonight's show? >> president obama gives an extensive interview to "rolling stone." for those under 50 it is a magazine. for those over 30, a magazine -- for those over 50 it is a magazine. and for those under 30, a magazine is -- never mind. and finally, how sleezy is allen gracen? he is so sleezy. greg? >> thank you, andy. >> i should be angry if the time were convenient. i apologize for nothing. >> i hope your face falls off and is eaten by an adorable fawn. >> thank you. >> all right. >>> you know what we should do? let's welcome our guests. i am here with leeann, the host of nbc's "poker after dark," the card game. and the national heads up poker championship. she's so hot i tried selling her at a pawnshop. and my repulsive sidekick, bill shultz. he stinks of drain hair and sorrow. he has his own audience
that terrorism suspects be kept off u.s. soil and deporting -- the best of all, deporting justin bieber to another country, preferably hawaii. con congressional republican #r*z pushing jobs overseas and blow a $700 billion hole in the deficit to give tax cuts to millionaires and billionaires and turn social security from a guaranteed benefit into a guaranteed gamble. they also added that if the pledge were to succeed, the flesh of orphans would be used as coasters in the private hovercraft. meanwhile, here is the most depressing ad in western civilization. >> there is mourning in america. today, 15 million men and women won't have the opportunity to go to work. business has shuddered. 2900 families will have their homes foreclosed by night fall. this afternoon 6,000 men and women will be married, each of their children to be born with a $30,000 share of the run away national debt. our government is now taking over the choices we once made in life. there is mourning in america. under the leadership of president obama, our country is fading and weaker and worse off. his policies were a gr
's would get banged a lot by marching bands. and he never get the dish, and he is used to wrap fish. it is our new york times correspondent. good to see you, pinch. >> be sure to check out times columnist gail collins' delightful column on embarassing politician tweets or is it tweaks? either way i am on cocaine right now. >> i bet you are. >> back in my day we called it jazz salt. >> interesting. >> grinding away now, greg. >> fantastic. that's why you are losing weight. >>> and now to the greg-alogue. it is a chillopa of charm in a taco bell of terror. jazz salt. >> jazz salt. >> speaking of, here are some poll numbers that should scare the low wasted chaps off democrats. by a 52 to 42-point margin voter s who rather have george w. bush as president than barack obama. and the tracking of 2010 congressional preferences, republicans lead by 51% to 41%. that lead is the largest since they started tracking this stuff in the early 1500's. and voter biz a margin of -- voters by a margin of 3-1 think i am gorgeous. thank you, voters. there is reason bush looks good, but it has less to do
to the west coast correspondent, the constantly sneezing cup. what do you have for us? >> i can't say anything after that except i love sniftsieses. you lived like me in the bay area for quite some time. do you believe what this mcdonalds franchise is doing is a war on the homeless? is it a war? >> well, it depends on if you mean by war raising something 50 cents in prices as your opening salvo, yes. i am an expert on this particular mcdonalds. i lived near it for self-years. it is a human zoo. i once had a rented pin dough -- pinto, yes, you heard me, towed from that mcdonalds. i feel a deep empathy. so many times are you there and somebody says, i used to rule this planet when it was underwater, and you know how it felt. >> why was he at a mcdonalds for so long his pinto was towed. >> it sounds like your home office. >> i parked it there thinking you could park it overnight. the fashists that run mcdonalds won't let you park for free in their lot soirks had to go down to the lot with the guy with no teeth and get it out. the fact that i admitted to renting a pinto makes me want to do nothing
of record, good sir? don't think about it, just do it. >> buy us, billionaire, buy us. >>> did her campaign hit a glitch because she once was a witch? or were the voters of -- or will the voters of delaware fall under her stair unaware? yes, bill maar is at it again releasing video from 1999 where she dabbled in witch craft. >> i dabbled in witch craft, but i never joined a coven. >> wait, you were a witch? >> i didn't join a coven. >> i dabbled in witch craft and hung around people who were doing these things. i am not making this stuff up. i know what they told me they do. >> the scarest thing about that is i don't recognize anybody from that show which is really frightening because that was 10 years ago. where are all those people? >> one of them is from "three's company" or something like that? >> no, jaime kennedy. >> o'donnell made light of the whole thing on sunday taking a shot at karl rove who has openly questioned her elect ability. >> the witch craft comment on bill maar, i was in high school. how many of you didn't hang out with questionable folks in high school? but there has b
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